The Wandering Salesman

Frankly, I’ve never understood why on earth people would want to get on a cruise ship. Even as I get older, it has no appeal to me.

I think I would rather have a good colon cleansing than be stuck on a ship for 6-days, while it cruised around some ocean, all the while, it’s occupants doing their best to eat and drink as much as possible. And then trying to sleep with each others wives.

This video is also another reason why you wouldn’t catch me on a ship.

Have a look at their way these pricks are being tossed all over the place. It’s amazing.

At least on an aeroplane, you’re strapped in. And if you hit clear air turbulence, it’s all over quickly. And if you by chance, didn’t have your seat belt on, then more fool you.

The other thing with ships is that they are so friggin’ SLOW…

No thanks. There are much better ways to travel. And by boat is not one of them.

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